Saturday, January 30, 2010

"A Rosie O'Donnell Celebration": Four Words That Send Me Running From My TV


Premieres this Sunday at 7pm on HBO.
Come up from that muff for an hour and watch it!

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Subway Stories 10: Funny Mustaches On People's Faces = Comedy Gold

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96th Street and Central Park West


This will always be funny.


This, too. Especially in conjunction with a funny mustache.
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Saturday, January 23, 2010

TIVO ALERT: Don't Miss Tonight's "Hope For Those Who Had To Listen To Coldplay During Last Night's 'Hope For Haiti Now Telethon' Telethon"


It's time to stop looking the other way. These innocent victims need your help.
Please donate today.

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Monday, January 11, 2010

The New York Sophisticates And Elitists Have Spoken, Part Deux


M5 Bus, NYC, 9:23am

Crudely drawn cocks. As Superbad taught us, they are always, always funny. No matter where you spot one. I saw this lovely rendering on the bus this morning. And yes, I got a few stares when I took a picture of it. Please. Like you've never stood up on a crowded, moving bus, forced your way between two commuters and taken a photo of a handdrawn cock next to a woman's mouth? This particular depiction was eerily similar to a snow depiction (that's right, a snow depiction—you can see it here if you don't believe me) I happened upon a year ago this week. Of course, aren't all handdrawn cocks eerily, beautifully similar? After all, there are only so many ways to draw one. Though, I'm partial to a little more squiggly bush, along with something I like to call a "cartoon cum caption." Something like this:



Conclusion: If you're lucky enough to see a similar cock rendering defacing something in your neighborhood, odds are, Johnny was there.
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Zach Galifianakis = Genius

Johnny had a chance to watch The Hangover again over the holidays. Goddammit, that is a mind-blowingly funny film. Brilliant, hysterical stuff. And while the entire cast is outstanding, it is Zach Galifianakis's performance that will stick with you. He's as original as they come—as evidenced by his perfectly-titled online talk show:



Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself: