

Seriously, what the fuck?
Who throws away a walker at the Times Square subway station?
Crack babies, used condoms, even Walker, Texas Ranger figurines I get.
But a walker?
There can only be one rational explanation: An ambulatory-challenged person, or "cripple," as they like to be called, was waiting for the 1 train when he or she was approached and then miraculously healed by the magic, open-sored hands of a crazy lunatic homeless man spouting Philippians 4:13 ("He who smelt it, dealt it.").
If you can think of a better explanation, Johnny would like to hear it.
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2 comments:
And now you know my revenge on Nana. Have fun trying to walk now, bitch.
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