Thursday, May 27, 2010

Two Cunts Up!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Pardon Me Coworker, But If You Lick Your Finger Once More While Handing Out Those Sheets Of Paper, I Will Jump Across The Table And Rip Your Heart Out

How difficult is it to separate and distribute sheets of paper? Unless you have hooks for hands, it's a pretty simple process, no? So why do some people feel the need to put a finger in their mouth, lick it, then grab a piece of paper with said finger and hand it over? What are you, two? How disgusting is that? Why would I or anyone want a piece of paper with your AIDS-infected saliva all over it?

Grow the fuck up and learn how to separate paper in a more proper and sanitary manner before handing it out, dickheads.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

What Johnny's Currently Reading


Boy, was I mistaken about what this book was about.