Thursday, May 20, 2010

Pardon Me Coworker, But If You Lick Your Finger Once More While Handing Out Those Sheets Of Paper, I Will Jump Across The Table And Rip Your Heart Out

How difficult is it to separate and distribute sheets of paper? Unless you have hooks for hands, it's a pretty simple process, no? So why do some people feel the need to put a finger in their mouth, lick it, then grab a piece of paper with said finger and hand it over? What are you, two? How disgusting is that? Why would I or anyone want a piece of paper with your AIDS-infected saliva all over it?

Grow the fuck up and learn how to separate paper in a more proper and sanitary manner before handing it out, dickheads.

1 comments:

Gleemonex said...

I have frequent conference calls with a person who clears his throat energetically every few minutes, right into the phone.

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