Back off on LT. Like you've never been a coke-addicted NFL Hall of Famer, defeated Bam Bam Bigelow in the main event of WrestleMania XI, appeared as yourself in The Waterboy and been busted for banging -- but not beating -- a 16-year old runaway prostitute with bruises all over herself.
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Reminds of my memoir "When I was inside Joan."
I liked the sequel "When Joan's large, black, rubber phallus was inside me" better.
I liked Chapter 4: "Joan, LT, and a Motel 6(9)"
Back off on LT. Like you've never been a coke-addicted NFL Hall of Famer, defeated Bam Bam Bigelow in the main event of WrestleMania XI, appeared as yourself in The Waterboy and been busted for banging -- but not beating -- a 16-year old runaway prostitute with bruises all over herself.
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